competing with pohyin on who can write a story faster (min 150 words)..
ok..
dun waste time le..
i'll start mine here..
she backed out...but i'll still post my story...
The Mini-story of an Elephant and A Pigonce upon a time, there lived an elephant and a pig..
they loved competing with each other..
be it studying or gaming...
then one day, they decide to have another competition...
E: oi! pig! let's compete on who's BETTER!
P: aiya... surely is i win de... you so fat, how can be pretty?
E: who says? fat is a kind of beauty...and you're nowhere thinner!!!
P: whatever! i have a beautiful pink body with my round, flat nose.and my black round eyes!!! so i'm going to be the winnner!! muahaha!
E: my long nose is more beautiful than your bloody flat nose!!!
P: i sound better than you!!
E: NO, I SOUND BETTER!
P: I'M CUTER!!
E: I'M MACHO-ER!!!
the arguement goes on until....
the handsome lion passed by...
L: hey babe? what cha doing??
P: (flutters her eye and twisted her body in shyness)..OH OUR HANDSOME KING, though kim hee chul is the handsome-st of all...but you're still handsome, your choice is the most important choice! PLEASE TELL US WHO'S MORE BEAUTIFUL!
E: YES, OUR KING! YOU GOT THE BEST ROAR IN THE WHOLE JUNGLE! THOUGH YOUR VOICE IS NOT AS GOOD AS KYUHYUN OR YESUNG OR RYEOWOOK, PLS TELL US WHO SINGS BETTER!!
P: TELL US WHO DANCES BETTER! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT AS GOOD AS DONGHAE OR EUNHYUK OR SHINDONG!!
E: TELL US WHO GOT THE BEST BODY SHAPE! THOUGH YOUR MACHO, BUT YOU'RE NOT AS HOT AS SIWON OR AS STRONG AS KANGIN!!!
P: TELL US WHO IS THE CUTEST! THOUGH YOUR NOT AS CUTE AS HANKYUNG OR SUNGMIN!!
E: PLEASE TELL US WHO GOT THE BEST SMILE, THOUGH YOUR SMILE IS NOT AS CUTE AS KIBUM OR EETEUK!!!
P & E: OH, THE KING OF JUNGLE, PLEASE TELL US WHO'S THE BEST AMONG ALL OF US?!
L: HEY! WHAT'S WITH YOU COMPARING ME WITH THOSE HUMANS? ARE THEY SO GOOD?
P: YES! SUJU IS THE BEST IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!
E: OF COURSE! THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU, MY KING!!!
in fit or anger, the king ate the two creatures....
the moral of the story is: SUPPORT SUJU EVEN IF YOU'RE TALKING TO A LION!
hahas